Happy Monday

From mdk e-mail:

We apologize for the delay. There was some major congestion on the IP-127.0.0.1 freeway. Regardless here it is:

In world news this weekend: the US conducted an unprovoked attack on the moon. General Cotter reported to Fox News that the moon "is a risk on our national security. We must secure the moon before it’s too late! The loons on the left are jocking some B.S. about climate change but, we all know it’s the moon rising the tides!

Next, a real tear jerker. If your children are running outside and it’s Shabbos, please, please ignore them more. There is a jihad on the Israeli dating scene! "In 2004, posters sprang up all over the northern town of Safed warning Jewish women that dating Arab men would lead to "beatings, hard drugs, prostitution and crime". Even the Safed's chief rabbi, Shmuel Eliyahu, reported the "seducing" of Jewish girls was "another form of war" by Arab men." Apparently the jihadist reversed Tony’s more important line: "In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women."

In any case, please check this out! (it is different than some previously thought due to a last minute entry)

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