Paraprosdokian

Take my blog post, please. Paraprosdokian sentences make some of the best jokes.

A few of my favorites:

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out." — Bill Hicks

"I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long." — Mitch Hedberg

"I like going to the park and watching the children run and jump around, because you see, they don't know I'm using blanks." — Emo Philips