Happy Monday

INTERNAL MEMO:

It has come to managements' attention that there are some individuals that believe it is "OK" to spontaneously generate spawn. As you should all know, due the contract that everyone scratched upon hiring, we clearly prohibit such prokaryotic behavior. As your contract clear states in Point 5, sub bullet 3, clause 2.1.3.5, sentence 2/3, on page 217, that it is a violation of employment to practice the any arts associated with spawn generation in any vestibule, domicile, or vacant tree.

A few have questioned the rationale regarding this stance, as it would seem a self-sustained re-new able resource of gnomes would be advantageous towards our prosperity. This is an utterly untrue statement that the Bentham-ites want you to believe. With the associated costs attributed to these newly anchored spawn it would impede our ability to satisfy our clients and slightly miss their expectations, as is expected.

We welcome your thoughts and input. Please provide it to the nearest bon-fire for the quickest response.

Happy Monday INC LLC Management

Happy Monday INC LLC is a subsidiary of This Week Mega-Coup and is a Equal Opportunity Gnome Employer.

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