Friday, September 11, 2009

Happy Monday

From mdk e-mail (sent on Tuesday because of Labor Day):

It's not a day late if Christian Disposal Company and the Catholic Supply store aren't open. I ask you this, how is St. Louis suppose to keep up a fresh supply if we can't properly dispose of, and purchase new Catholics every day (except for Shabbos). Even Walter doesn't roll on Shabbos. As for Happy Monday LLC, the gnomes are legally entitled to labor day; although half of them went out planting trees believing it was arbor day. They know you want some content. You want some Hardcore Buttonless Amish content. You might be surprised to find out though that HBA isn't as awesome as it sounds. In fact, alot of it is simply a group of men trying to lift a barn. So, in absence of some truly exceptional HBA the gnomes selected this treat.

The disgruntled gnomes of Happy Monday LLC.

Disclaimer: Happy Monday LLC is in no way associated with the vile '80s brit dance/pop group: The Happy Mondays. Happy Monday LLC Gnomes (TM) are beginning a series of unfortunate events to prevent putting baby in a corner.

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